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Newsletter
This section provides members with the latest information as submitted by the club executive. This includes news on upcoming tournaments, past tournament results and any other important information provided by the Club's executive board.
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| This Month's Tournament |
As per the Current Tournament section, the club tournament this month will be “The Junior / Senior 2-ball Challenge. The format as will be as always, where any player whose net score is better than any in the group ahead of them.
To sign up, click here to Register for the Junior-Senior 2-Ball Challenge
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| Giant Skins Results |
Check out the hole by hole scoring for the Giant Skins event we held last week: Giant Skins Results
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| Revised Rules of Golf |
1) Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
2) When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
3) Any change works for a maximum of three holes and a minimum of not at all.
4) No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
5) Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
6) When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
7) If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.
8) The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.
9) Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie.
10) Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
11) It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you are lying 10.
12) It's not a gimme if you're still away.
13) There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
14) Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
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