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Newsletter
This section provides members with the latest information as submitted by the club executive. This includes news on upcoming tournaments, past tournament results and any other important information provided by the Club's executive board.
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| Newsletter - March 2006 |
The new year has arrived, and the Tour Invitational is around the corner.
This premier event requires a great effort by everyone involved please take some time and thank the Board Members for their efforts. The challenge for hosting this great event is to maintain costs and still keep the level of excellence that our members and guests deserve.
The event will be played on Sunday / Monday again this year which helps maintain our costs and should help fill the field. We have gone to great lengths to ensure the website provides all the information you need. The board always encourages your input and suggestions we look forward to hearing from you.
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| Revised Rules of Golf |
1) Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
2) When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
3) Any change works for a maximum of three holes and a minimum of not at all.
4) No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
5) Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
6) When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
7) If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.
8) The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.
9) Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie.
10) Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
11) It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you are lying 10.
12) It's not a gimme if you're still away.
13) There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
14) Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
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